Him: You ARE attractive.
Her: I'm glad you noticed.
Him: Let's go out.
Her: Ok.
(After the date)
Her: I had a good time.
Him: (Silence)
Her: I'd like to see you again.
Him: Back off! You're going way too fast! Don't tie me down! Poor desperate woman! I'M GOING TO RUN AWAY!! LEAVE ME ALONE STALKER!!!!
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You had me at the content warning that preceded entrance to this post but THIS my dear was a brilliant chuckle!
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